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Checked in two hours late online for my Southwest flight tomorrow Boarding Group A 34

Checked in two hours late online for my Southwest flight tomorrow Boarding Group A 34  Success Kid

Drank a slurpee No brainfreeze

Drank a slurpee No brainfreeze  Success Kid

The would-be 6 year anniversary of me and my ex boyfriend was last month and i didn't think about him once

The would-be 6 year anniversary of me and my ex boyfriend was last month and i didn't think about him once  Success Kid

saw the link to the pic with the tick on the scrotum didn't click on it

saw the link to the pic with the tick on the scrotum didn't click on it  Success Kid

Wears white button down; eats spaghetti No stains

Wears white button down; eats spaghetti No stains  Success Kid

new to reddit all submissions so far have been up voted

new to reddit all submissions so far have been up voted  Success Kid

Boyfriend cums inside starts period next day

Boyfriend cums inside starts period next day  Success Kid

Want to go out to lunch at one of many downtown venues Eat old pork chop from freezer instead - savings!

Want to go out to lunch at one of many downtown venues Eat old pork chop from freezer instead - savings!  Success Kid

Went speeding past a cop in my Mustang pulled over the camaro next to me

Went speeding past a cop in my Mustang pulled over the camaro next to me  Success Kid

Bad song starts playing on the radio when pulling into gas station Great song starts when you turn the car back on

Bad song starts playing on the radio when pulling into gas station Great song starts when you turn the car back on  Success Kid
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