Success Kid

Finished an entire tube of chapstick Without losing it

Finished an entire tube of chapstick Without losing it  Success Kid

ruby hird i'd fit my fist in her

ruby hird i'd fit my fist in her  Success Kid

Takes a shit in a public restroom no one walks in and sees

Takes a shit in a public restroom no one walks in and sees  Success Kid

lost weight boobs are still big

lost weight boobs are still big  Success Kid

Looks for needle in a haystack finds it

Looks for needle in a haystack finds it  Success Kid

two orichalcum ores in close proximity double bagged it

two orichalcum ores in close proximity double bagged it  Success Kid

Enemy says I have no friends hot girl protects me

Enemy says I have no friends hot girl 
protects me  Success Kid

Browsing to find my Hottest Facebook friend... My girlfriend

Browsing to find my Hottest Facebook friend... My girlfriend  Success Kid

Met a girl. Told her my only interest was to have sex. She's D.T.F.

Met a girl. Told her my only interest was to have sex. She's D.T.F.  Success Kid

Forgets to write essay Class canceled

Forgets to write essay  Class canceled   Success Kid
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