Success Kid

took milk out of fridge and poured on cereal put it back before door closed

took milk out of fridge and poured on cereal put it back before door closed  Success Kid

accidentally put it in the wrong hole she loved it

accidentally put it in the wrong hole she loved it  Success Kid

Got pulled over by police Didn't get a ticket

Got pulled over by police Didn't get a ticket  Success Kid

itched my nose while playing call of duty didn't die

itched my nose while playing call of duty didn't die  Success Kid

Buy one box of girl scout cookie lasts two weeks

Buy one box of girl scout cookie lasts two weeks  Success Kid

stayed at girlfriends house woke up to a blowjob

stayed at girlfriends house woke up to a blowjob  Success Kid

offered to buy my boss lunch instead he insists on buying the entire office lunch

offered to buy my boss lunch instead he insists on buying the entire office lunch  Success Kid

Told my Christian parents I was an Atheist They still love me and help me financially.

Told my Christian parents I was an Atheist They still love me and help me financially.  Success Kid

Noticed the toilet paper roll was almost out Before i sat down

Noticed the toilet paper roll was almost out Before i sat down   Success Kid

Turning 33 next week Still didn't get fat

Turning 33 next week Still didn't get fat  Success Kid
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