Success Kid

Woke up with morning wood wife was dtf

Woke up with morning wood wife was dtf  Success Kid

Drop hot sauce Fry on lap Dress still clean

Drop hot sauce Fry on lap Dress still clean  Success Kid

just finished masturbating and puts everything away seconds before parents walk into room

just finished masturbating and puts everything away seconds before parents walk into room  Success Kid

Microwaved a Hot Pocket Temperature evenly distributed throughout

Microwaved a Hot Pocket Temperature evenly distributed throughout  Success Kid

filled up gas tank the day before prices went up

filled up gas tank the day before prices went up  Success Kid

Blind date with hot girl. Dinner for two came to $85 She paid

Blind date with hot girl. Dinner for two came to $85 She paid  Success Kid

stall open toilet seat isn't warm

stall open toilet seat isn't warm  Success Kid

heard nurses say "poop" or "pooping" at least 50 times didn't even giggle

heard nurses say

took 6 years to get married having a baby by 1st anniversary!

took 6 years to get married having a baby by 1st anniversary!  Success Kid

Coworkers not in the office No holding in farts today

Coworkers not in the office No holding in farts today  Success Kid
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