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walked to the store to get some skittles didn't get shot

walked to the store to get some skittles didn't get shot  Success Kid

HAD a sip of vodka got vodka power!

HAD a sip of vodka got vodka power!  Success Kid

Came back from spring break Didn't get a haircut

Came back from spring break Didn't get a haircut   Success Kid

Fuck Bitches Eat Bagels

Fuck Bitches Eat Bagels  Success Kid

Went to take a shit during the Super Bowl 34 Minute Delay

Went to take a shit during the Super Bowl 34 Minute Delay  Success Kid

Watched the Super Bowl Didn't have a heart attack, and only experienced temporary blindness.

Watched the Super Bowl Didn't have a heart attack, and only experienced temporary blindness.  Success Kid

Three months on Reddit Broke double digit karma with a single comment

Three months on Reddit Broke double digit karma with a single comment  Success Kid

Tell girlfriend I was injured at work receive massage and blowjob upon returning home

Tell girlfriend I was injured at work receive massage and blowjob upon returning home  Success Kid

was in a quiet class for 1 hour stomach didn't growl

was in a quiet class for 1 hour stomach didn't 
 growl  Success Kid

lost 50 pounds lost my man boobs

lost 50 pounds lost my man boobs  Success Kid
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