Success Kid

Wore Yoga pants Didn't get a camel-toe

Wore Yoga pants Didn't get a camel-toe  Success Kid

asked a girl to be friends with benefits she said yes

asked a girl to be friends with benefits she said yes  Success Kid

my mom does'nt take me strolling anymore cuz i beat the shit out of the other kids

my mom does'nt take me strolling anymore cuz i beat the shit out of the other kids  Success Kid

it starts raining parked bike under the overhang

it starts raining parked bike under the overhang  Success Kid

Body publicly announces how horny it is Never

Body publicly announces how horny it is Never  Success Kid

Boycotting Chick-fil-A None in my area to tempt me into eating anyway

Boycotting Chick-fil-A None in my area to tempt me into eating anyway  Success Kid

wanted chick fil a wasn't a sunday

wanted chick fil a wasn't a sunday  Success Kid

Didn't see the boss coming was actually working

Didn't see the boss coming was actually working  Success Kid

Called Chinese restaurant for delivery The girl on the phone speaks perfect English

Called Chinese restaurant for delivery The girl on the phone speaks perfect English  Success Kid

Returned all of the empty bottles Paid $1 for a new case of beer

Returned all of the empty bottles Paid $1 for a new case of beer  Success Kid
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