Success Kid

drunk too much beer throw up and feel 100%

drunk too much beer throw up and feel 100%   Success Kid

used the last of the cream cheese on the very last bagel

used the last of the cream cheese on the very last bagel  Success Kid

Had to go to Doctor's office for annual check-up Didn't have to get any shots

Had to go to Doctor's office for annual check-up Didn't have to get any shots   Success Kid

my bitch ain't pregnant! thanks maury povich

my bitch ain't pregnant! thanks maury povich  Success Kid

Cheats on a test never gets caught

Cheats on a test never gets caught  Success Kid

open a 15 pack of pizza rolls 16

open a 15 pack of pizza rolls 16  Success Kid

"Have sex in hot tub; can't get pregnant"? Myth: BUSTED

Stripper invited me snowboarding last night she showed up

Stripper invited me snowboarding last night she showed up  Success Kid

Forced to go to church on christmas eve Got proper drunk at the party before

Forced to go to church on christmas eve Got proper drunk at the party before  Success Kid

Doesn't unclog the toilet Next person shits, thinks they clogged it

Doesn't unclog the toilet Next person shits, thinks they clogged it  Success Kid
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