Success Kid

Almost peed the bed Woke up and stopped myself

Almost peed the bed Woke up and stopped myself  Success Kid

woke up at 7.40 anxious about missing the alarm clock that rings at 8.00 20 extra minutes of sleep

woke up at 7.40 anxious about missing the alarm clock that rings at 8.00 20 extra minutes of sleep  Success Kid

Got a double meat burrito from chipotle They were so busy they forgot to charge me

Got a double meat burrito from chipotle They were so busy they forgot to charge me  Success Kid

Accidently butt dial on your phone Called Voice mail

Accidently butt dial on your phone Called Voice mail  Success Kid

stepped on a lego made it and still alive

stepped on a lego  made it and still alive   Success Kid

Called in "sick" Got the boss's voicemail

Called in

post was marked nsfl didn't click on it

post was marked nsfl didn't click on it  Success Kid

Thought boss was calling me into work early Fired me instead

Thought boss was calling me into work early Fired me instead  Success Kid

Didn't put the seat up PERFECT AIM

Didn't put the seat up PERFECT AIM  Success Kid

got drunk woke up with a bunch of karma

got drunk woke up with a bunch of karma  Success Kid
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