Success Kid

put my contact lense in didn't feel like the fiery daggers of hell were attacking my eyeball

put my contact lense in didn't feel like the fiery daggers of hell were attacking my eyeball  Success Kid

stripper sat on my lap in a thong for 10 minutes trying to get me to buy a lap dance free lap dance

stripper sat on my lap in a thong for 10 minutes trying to get me to buy a lap dance free lap dance  Success Kid

Lost 40lbs over the last 3 months Don't have to wear an undershirt anymore

Lost 40lbs over the last 3 months Don't have to wear an undershirt anymore  Success Kid

Walk by hot chick she notices me and somehow knows my name

Walk by hot chick she notices me and somehow knows my name  Success Kid

Found a clean pair of underwear can put off laundry one more day

Found a clean pair of underwear can put off laundry one more day  Success Kid

Grocery bag splits completly down the side It's Packed in such a way that nothing falls out

Grocery bag splits completly down the side  It's Packed in such a way that nothing falls out   Success Kid

Thought my ass was bleeding remembered ate hot cheetos the night before

Thought my ass was bleeding remembered ate hot cheetos the night before  Success Kid

Stepped in a pile of dogshit it was frozen solid

Stepped in a pile of dogshit it was frozen solid  Success Kid

Took a quick poll on the side of a website Didn't change to a different page to show me the results

Took a quick poll on the side of a website Didn't change to a different page to show me the results  Success Kid

Wanted to be nice to husband and give him a handjob ended up getting 4 orgasms!

Wanted to be nice to husband and give him a handjob ended up getting 4 orgasms!  Success Kid
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