Success Kid

Doesn't have to move clocks forward Was too lazy to move them back in the fall

Doesn't have to move clocks forward Was too lazy to move them back in the fall  Success Kid

Didn't want to wake up to go to work this morning.. realized it was my day off.

Didn't want to wake up to go to work this morning.. realized it was my day off.  Success Kid

remembered this chick i had hooked up with new fapping material

remembered this chick i had hooked up with new fapping material  Success Kid

Tell friend i need to write a paper before hanging out actually write paper instead of scrolling reddit for an hour

Tell friend i need to write a paper before hanging out actually write paper instead of scrolling reddit for an hour  Success Kid

heard "too young to have a kid" from passing car almost late twenties

heard

Has a friend with benefits It was her idea

Has a friend with benefits It was her idea  Success Kid

Decide to go to the bathroom instead of gambling on a questionable fart Explosive diarrhea

Decide to go to the bathroom instead of gambling on a questionable fart Explosive diarrhea  Success Kid

Went to sleep with a fresh tattoo Woke up not stuck to the sheets

Went to sleep with a fresh tattoo Woke up not stuck to the sheets   Success Kid

Boss asks for pictures of smiling animals I get paid to browse r/aww

Boss asks for pictures of smiling animals I get paid to browse r/aww  Success Kid

plays whole music library on shuffle favourite song is first

plays whole music library on shuffle favourite song is first  Success Kid
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