Success Kid

one year later still no call

one year later still no call  Success Kid

Took a shit in a public bathroom nobody walked in

Took a shit in a public bathroom nobody walked in  Success Kid

Made it through election cycle Without telling anyone who I'm voting for

Made it through election cycle Without telling anyone who I'm voting for  Success Kid

Haven't watched the latest episode of GOT and Everyone's freaking out about it on Facebook no spoilers

Haven't watched the latest episode of GOT and Everyone's freaking out about it on Facebook no spoilers  Success Kid

Asked girl to prom She said yes and is now my gf

Asked girl to prom She said yes and is now my gf  Success Kid

Went to Australia Didn't get killed by nature

Went to Australia Didn't get killed by nature  Success Kid

Missed my flight Struck up a conversation at the airport, now dating

Missed my flight Struck up a conversation at the airport, now dating  Success Kid

Answers radio competition as co-presenter live on air Listener donates prize back to me after the show

Answers radio competition as co-presenter live on air Listener donates prize back to me after the show  Success Kid

Washed my balls got a bj

Washed my balls got a bj  Success Kid

Always pronounced it "Jif" Creator says its pronounced "Jif"

Always pronounced it
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