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Didn't get a salute from the president Got a handshake instead

Didn't get a salute from the president Got a handshake instead  Success Kid

So this guy gets pulled over, and the cop is like "You've got an open bottle of wine". So the guy's like "No dude, that's water." But then he drinks it and he's all like "It's wine!" JESUS HAS RISEN

So this guy gets pulled over, and the cop is like

Haven't had a Saturday off in five years. Checks schedule, has next Saturday off.

Haven't had a Saturday off in five years. Checks schedule, has next Saturday off.  Success Kid

Boyfriend walked in while i was playing skyrim asks me how I got past the level he's stuck at

Boyfriend walked in while i was playing skyrim asks me how I got past the level he's stuck at  Success Kid

Said Hello to an asian friend i hadnt seen in a year it wasn't a different person.

Said Hello to an asian friend i hadnt seen in a year it wasn't a different person.  Success Kid

Cleaned entire place to surprise her Woke up today with no hangover or housework to do

Cleaned entire place to surprise her Woke up today with no hangover or housework to do  Success Kid

1 hour train ride in crammed train. Forced to sit directly in front of restroom door. Nobody went

1 hour train ride in crammed train. Forced to sit directly in front of restroom door.  Nobody went  Success Kid

Spent all day working Still plenty of time to whore out karma on my cake day

Spent all day working Still plenty of time to whore out karma on my cake day  Success Kid

Worrying about having to fire someone She resigned

Worrying about having to fire someone She resigned  Success Kid

Advertising company illegally using my images Mr. Sparkle

Advertising company illegally using my images Mr. Sparkle  Success Kid
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