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Ran into ex at the bar she got fat

Ran into ex at the bar she got fat  Success Kid

Mom woke me up this morning didn't have a boner

Mom woke me up this morning didn't have a boner  Success Kid

Forgot a guy's name in philadelphia his name was john

Forgot a guy's name in philadelphia his name was john  Success Kid

forgot my wallet at home found money in my back pocket

forgot my wallet at home found money in my back pocket  Success Kid

Got the urge to shit Before I poured the milk in my cereal

Got the urge to shit Before I poured the milk in my cereal  Success Kid

Took A Poop Didnt have to whipe

Took A Poop Didnt have to whipe  Success Kid

Show up to work 30 minutes late still first one in the office

Show up to work 30 minutes late still first one in the office  Success Kid

Has seen content talked about in redditor's wife meme

Has seen content talked about in redditor's wife meme  Success Kid

Paid with a hundred dollar bill No dirty looks

Paid with a hundred dollar bill No dirty looks  Success Kid

sat in front of a baby on a plane didn't cry once

sat in front of a baby on a plane didn't cry once  Success Kid
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