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class assignment required date put correct year

class assignment required date put correct year  Success Kid

Andrew Jackson was the best president He knew how to build fucking drones

Andrew Jackson was the best president He knew how to build fucking drones  Success Kid

had to pee in a cup today didn't get it all over my hand

had to pee in a cup today didn't get it all over my hand  Success Kid

Drank in college Didnt become an alcoholic

Drank in college Didnt become an alcoholic  Success Kid

pushed into the pool at a party Water proof phone

pushed into the pool at a party Water proof 
phone  Success Kid

lost my virginity I lasted 10 minutes and she came first

lost my virginity I lasted 10 minutes and she came first
  Success Kid

Not picked for team Friend tells me coach regrets not picking me

Not picked for team Friend tells me coach regrets not picking me  Success Kid

Complimented her appearance "THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

Complimented her appearance

Casually hit on a nurse while I was at the hospital She asked my boss for my number after I left

Casually hit on a nurse while I was at the hospital She asked my boss for my number after I left  Success Kid

Hot lady across the street was washing her car was wearing a bikini

Hot lady across the street was washing her car was wearing a bikini  Success Kid
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