Success Kid

Ate pizza hut for lunch Didn't shit my pants

Ate pizza hut for lunch Didn't shit my pants  Success Kid

Taking Percaset for an out of work injury Go more than 5 minutes with girlfriend because I can't feel anything

Taking Percaset for an out of work injury Go more than 5 minutes with girlfriend because I can't feel anything  Success Kid

First date with girl from okcupid She's smarter than i thought

First date with girl from okcupid She's smarter than i thought  Success Kid

quit smoking while on a diet didn't gain the weight back

quit smoking while on a diet didn't gain the weight back  Success Kid

Fell asleep working from home Boss Emailed me just as I woke up, Now it looks like I've been working all day

Fell asleep working from home Boss Emailed me just as I woke up, Now it looks like I've been working all day  Success Kid

Cop behind me flips on lights and siren Flies around and pulls over guy in front of me

Cop behind me flips on lights and siren Flies around and pulls over guy in front of me  Success Kid

There once was a kid named Success, who tried too hard to impress He wanted the karma, ignored his own own dharma, and made up a Bear to Confess.

There once was a kid named Success,
who tried too hard to impress He wanted the karma,
ignored his own own dharma,
and made up a Bear to Confess.  Success Kid

Posted conservative opinions on /r/politics. Got down voted to hell. Wrote a paper about bias against conservatives on reddit for political science. Got an A.

Posted conservative opinions on /r/politics.  Got down voted to hell. Wrote a paper about bias against conservatives on reddit for political science.  Got an A.  Success Kid

Lost debit card on a bar crawl saturday night Replacement card waiting in mailbox due to unusual activity the week before

Lost debit card on a bar crawl saturday night Replacement card waiting in mailbox due to unusual activity the week before  Success Kid

made bomb joke in airplane Didn't get arrested

made bomb joke in airplane Didn't get arrested  Success Kid
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