Success Kid

Took a shit wasn't completely liquid

Took a shit wasn't completely liquid  Success Kid

Nervously call work saying I'll be late for my shift "Thats perfect, didn't need you here for another 45 mins anyway"

Nervously call work saying I'll be late for my shift

Walked home from the bar after halftime didn't miss any of the game

Walked home from the bar after halftime didn't miss any of the game  Success Kid

Went to the barber today She didn't screw up my haircut

Went to the barber today She didn't screw up my haircut  Success Kid

Pulled last of toilet paper off roll in a public restroom Exactly what I needed

Pulled last of toilet paper off roll in a public restroom Exactly what I needed  Success Kid

goes to email to inform lecture of fake illness lecture is cancelled

goes to email to inform lecture of fake illness lecture is cancelled   Success Kid

Girlfriend was on her period all week Ends on Valentine's Day

Girlfriend was on her period all week Ends on Valentine's Day  Success Kid

Went to the gym after new years No "resolutioners" early in the morning

Went to the gym after new years No

Meets girlfriend online, because of her art and her awesome personality finds out she's also really attractive

Meets girlfriend online, because of her art and her awesome personality finds out she's also really attractive  Success Kid

born kind of chubby and weird looking Grows up to be Patton Oswalt

born kind of chubby and weird looking  Grows up to be
Patton Oswalt  Success Kid
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