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Dreams about pissing wakes up dry

Dreams about pissing wakes up dry  Success Kid

Forgot to wear my "extremely important" rubber bands on my braces for several months Getting my braces off early

Forgot to wear my

Mods start adding terrible flair to posts Has alien blue

Mods start adding terrible flair to posts Has alien blue  Success Kid

doesn't want to do notes online text book is down

doesn't want to do notes online text book is down
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Clean shaved for the first time in 2 years no ingrown hairs

Clean shaved for the first time in 2 years no ingrown hairs  Success Kid

Was about to crap my pants driving home Saved by a construction site porta potty

Was about to crap my pants driving home Saved by a construction site porta potty
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baby pooped didn't shoot up back and out pant leg.

baby pooped didn't shoot up back and out pant leg.  Success Kid

i got an x-ray at the dentist wont ever have wisdom teeth!

i got an x-ray at the dentist wont ever have wisdom teeth!  Success Kid

Have to take a loud shit Loud construction being done nearby

Have to take a loud shit Loud construction being done nearby  Success Kid

Wife says Bachellorette is 3 hours long tonight I get to Reddit for 3 hours

Wife says Bachellorette is 3 hours long tonight I get to Reddit for 3 hours  Success Kid
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