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predicts making the front page makes the front page

predicts making the front page makes the front page  Success Kid

Takes a poop Doesn't clog the toilet

Takes a poop Doesn't clog the toilet  Success Kid

Gets hired at grocery store to work over night shift Gets paid $15/hr to stay up all night

Gets hired at grocery store to work over night shift Gets paid $15/hr to stay up all night  Success Kid

Realize you have to poop before your shower

Realize you have to poop before your shower  Success Kid

ate a poppyseed bagel nothing stuck in teeth

ate a poppyseed bagel nothing stuck in teeth  Success Kid

Pissed-off fundie blanket down-votes all my posts Reads each post he down-votes.

Pissed-off fundie blanket down-votes all my posts Reads each post he down-votes.  Success Kid

I knew the answer to my security question

I knew the answer to my security question  Success Kid

laughs while browsing reddit in lecture professor just told a joke

laughs while browsing reddit in lecture professor just told a joke  Success Kid

New girl types r-e-d on my keyboard autofills to reddit

New girl types r-e-d on my keyboard  autofills to reddit  Success Kid

Full weeks workload finished in two days

Full weeks workload finished in two days  Success Kid
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