Success Kid

Came home drunk and hungry didn't order food made a salad

Came home drunk and hungry didn't order food made a salad  Success Kid

Got clean from some hard drugs a year ago today Not a single relapse

Got clean from some hard drugs a year ago today Not a single relapse  Success Kid

Choosing college email address (first name)@(college).edu was available.

Choosing college email address (first name)@(college).edu was available.  Success Kid

Ate Taco Bell before a soccer game Didn't shit my pants

Ate Taco Bell before a soccer game Didn't shit my pants  Success Kid

Girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday 2 months later on her birthday, some guy took her to a fancy hotel room with a Jacuzzi and fireplace. The guy couldn't get it up and she had to spend the rest of the night with a crying man

Girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday 2 months later on her birthday, some guy took her to a fancy hotel room with a Jacuzzi and fireplace. The guy couldn't get it up and she had to spend the rest of the night with a crying man  Success Kid

Wrote a lesson plan Got through it

Wrote a lesson plan Got through it  Success Kid

my ex-girlfriend looks amazing her new boyfriend obviously autistic

my ex-girlfriend looks amazing her new boyfriend obviously autistic  Success Kid

tried sushi from a gas station it was delicious, didn't die

tried sushi from a gas station it was delicious, didn't die  Success Kid

First time having sex... Girl said "I knew what I was doing"

First time having sex... Girl said

Pees with the toilet seat down Didn't get any pee on the seat

Pees with the toilet seat down Didn't get any pee on the seat  Success Kid
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