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Urinated in the dark Didn't Miss

Urinated in the dark Didn't Miss  Success Kid

Found a park in the mall on xmas eve on the first go round

Found a park in the mall on xmas eve on the first go round  Success Kid

I plan on going to the Super Bowl solo Girlfriend also buys ticket so I don't have to cheer alone

I plan on going to the Super Bowl solo Girlfriend also buys ticket so I don't have to cheer alone  Success Kid

Can stop microwave at 1 second every time Could have starred in The Hurt Locker!

Can stop microwave at 1 second every time Could have starred in The Hurt Locker!  Success Kid

got thousands of upvotes and downvotes successfully pissed people off

got thousands of upvotes and downvotes successfully pissed people off  Success Kid

Date night with the husband at Costco: $370.91 Hot dog dinner for two: $3.26

Date night with the husband at Costco: $370.91 Hot dog dinner for two: $3.26  Success Kid

first time writing new date got year right on first try

first time writing new date got year right on first try  Success Kid

REported a shitty /r/wtf post mods deleted it

REported a shitty /r/wtf post mods deleted it  Success Kid

Waited at supercuts got the hotter barber

Waited at supercuts got the hotter barber  Success Kid

grandma has a savings account for me she says parents save for college, lets buy a car

grandma has a savings account for me   she says parents save for college, lets buy a car  Success Kid
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