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Molly McMullen, I'm fixin' to punch you in the ovaries!

Molly McMullen, I'm fixin' to punch you in the ovaries!  Success Kid

took a huge dump flushed first time

took a huge dump flushed first time  Success Kid

Any locally closed star semiring is a Conway semiring 'had a feeling bout that!

Any locally closed star semiring 
is a 
Conway semiring 'had a feeling bout that!  Success Kid

broke a hundred dollar bill only bought a tv dinner

broke a hundred dollar bill only bought a tv dinner  Success Kid

Drops IpHone screen didn't crack

Drops IpHone screen didn't crack  Success Kid

Girlfriend's birthday She gave me a blowjob.

Girlfriend's birthday She gave me a blowjob.  Success Kid

Read my bible today... More than one chapter.

Read my bible today... More than one chapter.  Success Kid

new reddit ceo i have more karma than he does

new reddit ceo i have more karma than he does  Success Kid

take a shit first wipe is clean

take a shit first wipe is clean  Success Kid

Called Customer Service Didn't take three hours to resolve issue

Called Customer Service Didn't take three hours to resolve issue  Success Kid
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