Success Kid

Went outside to smoke a joint didn't think about the Slender Man

Went outside to smoke a joint didn't think about the Slender Man  Success Kid

Forgot deodorant. Girlfriend says I smell good today.

Forgot deodorant. Girlfriend says I smell good today.  Success Kid

get pulled over while riding dirty get away with with it

get pulled over while riding dirty get away with with it  Success Kid

Recorded Voicemail Greeting Got it on the first try!

Recorded Voicemail Greeting Got it on the first try!  Success Kid

went to dentist to get X-ray born without wisdom teeth

went to dentist to get X-ray  born without wisdom teeth  Success Kid

Forgets to charge portable radio before work. Gets post that doesn't need portable radio.

Forgets to charge portable radio before work. Gets post that doesn't need portable radio.  Success Kid

bowl rolled off knee while packing weed stayed in

bowl rolled off  knee while packing weed stayed in  Success Kid

Gets through grocery store checkout "Shoppers, the store is now closed."

Gets through grocery store checkout

ate a hot pocket didn't get diarrhea

ate a hot pocket didn't get diarrhea   Success Kid

Made it to the top of a subreddit that not subscribed to

Made it to the top of a subreddit that not subscribed to  Success Kid
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