Success Kid

Creates an emotional story to make a picture interesting Makes it to the front page

Creates an emotional story to make a picture interesting  Makes it to the front page  Success Kid

Couldn't sleep at 2am and had work in the morning Wife offered a blowjob to help sleep

Couldn't sleep at 2am and had work in the morning Wife offered a blowjob to help sleep  Success Kid

Went bowling with friends and family didn't hate everyone's guts by the end of the night

Went bowling with friends and family didn't hate everyone's guts by the end of the night  Success Kid

Found something on the floor it fit in my nose

Found something on the floor it fit in my nose  Success Kid

went out last night got drunk for free, a free cab home and a free midnight snack

went out last night got drunk for free, a free cab home and a free midnight snack  Success Kid

Went in to get my teeth cleaned and new x-rays Dentist said I had no new issues

Went in to get my teeth cleaned and new x-rays Dentist said I had no new issues  Success Kid

Did laundry matched all my socks

Did laundry matched all my socks  Success Kid

Friend calls to say he is outside Take 15 minutes to finish my game and walk outside as he is barely pulling up

Friend calls to say he is outside Take 15 minutes to finish my game and walk outside as he is barely pulling up  Success Kid

Got a new office job, facebook and twitter are blocked, reddit and imgur are't.

Got a new office job, facebook and twitter are blocked, reddit and imgur are't.  Success Kid

Get drunk at a party woke up in my bed teleported

Get drunk at a party
woke up in my bed teleported  Success Kid
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