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Go On Interview For Crappy Job On Monday Get Offered Dream Job On Wednesday

Go On Interview For Crappy Job On Monday Get Offered Dream Job On Wednesday  Success Kid

Wife got on top during sex last night Said my hip bones were hurting her too much

Wife got on top during sex last night Said my hip bones were hurting her too much  Success Kid

Gave the dog a bath, then took him outside to go to the bathroom He didn't roll in the dirt

Gave the dog a bath, then took him outside to go to the bathroom He didn't roll in the dirt  Success Kid

35 yr old tech walking out of a dorm Parent asked if I lived there

35 yr old tech walking out of a dorm Parent asked if I lived there  Success Kid

wished people would submit and upvote condescending wonka made a condescending wonka meme that got 1700 upvotes

wished people would submit and upvote condescending wonka made a condescending wonka meme that got 1700 upvotes  Success Kid

coffee cream went bad chocolate milk in the fridge!

coffee cream went bad chocolate milk in the fridge!  Success Kid

Girlfriends cage fighter man friend tells her he has feelings for her lets him down gently, feels bad i was right in the first place, loves me even more

Girlfriends cage fighter man friend tells her he has feelings for her lets him down gently, feels bad i was right in the first place, loves me even more  Success Kid

went to chipotle for lunch bit into burrito correctly on the first bite... got a little bit of everything

went to chipotle for lunch bit into burrito correctly on the first bite... got a little bit of everything  Success Kid

Graduated college two weeks ago Got a job offer

Graduated college two weeks ago  Got a job offer  Success Kid

Used a copypasta pickup line straight out of World of Warcraft Taking her out tomorrow and I don't even play.

Used a copypasta pickup line straight out of World of Warcraft Taking her out tomorrow and I don't even play.  Success Kid
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