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My 1 year anniversary at work isn't until April Got Employee of the Month for February

My 1 year anniversary at work isn't until April Got Employee of the Month for February  Success Kid

Had to give a urine sample didn't pee all over my hands

Had to give a        urine sample didn't pee all                over my hands  Success Kid

Piss broke into two streams Both made it in the toilet

Piss broke into two streams Both made it in the toilet  Success Kid

Has Purchased many EA Games Have not been fucked in the ass yet

Has Purchased many EA Games Have not been fucked in the ass yet  Success Kid

finished final essay didn't browse reddit once

finished final essay  didn't browse reddit once   Success Kid

Took a dump in a public stall Was not disturbed

Took a dump in a public stall Was not disturbed  Success Kid

Went to take a piss zipper was already open

Went to take a piss zipper was already open  Success Kid

Back off devil you don't exist

Back off devil you don't exist  Success Kid

Wedding anniversary today Remembered it!

Wedding anniversary today Remembered it!  Success Kid

Got drunk and dropped iPhone in the toilet Still works

Got drunk and dropped iPhone in the toilet Still works  Success Kid
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