Success Kid

HAD TO SHIT BEFORE I GOT IN THE SHOWER

HAD TO SHIT BEFORE I GOT IN THE SHOWER  Success Kid

Had a facetime conversation didn't look at myself the entire time

Had a facetime conversation didn't look at myself the entire time  Success Kid

forgot cellphone at home no missed messages

forgot cellphone at home no missed messages  Success Kid

When all of your exes check up on you for your golden birthday and you get to tell them how much better youre doing than them

When all of your exes check up on you for your golden  birthday and you get to tell them how much better youre doing than them  Success Kid

Left my coffee mug in a 300 student lecture hall Six hours later I remembered and it was still there

Left  my coffee mug in a 300 student lecture hall Six hours later I remembered and it was still there  Success Kid

drunk didn't harass ex-girlfriend

drunk didn't harass ex-girlfriend  Success Kid

Ended my year long codependent relationship Haven't gone back on it, and it's the happiest I've been in months

Ended my year long codependent relationship Haven't gone back on it, and it's the happiest I've been in months  Success Kid

Don't have a girlfriend can't be cheated on

Don't have a girlfriend can't be cheated on  Success Kid

saw childhood bully he turned out to be a complete loser

saw childhood bully he turned out to be a complete loser  Success Kid

Redditor for 1 year 100 Karma

Redditor for 1 year 100 Karma  Success Kid
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