Success Kid

Ex GF is back in town for a month. Have had sex every night so far.

Ex GF is back in town for a month. Have had sex every night so far.  Success Kid

Student Loans approved for deferment the day before they go into default

Student Loans approved for deferment the day before they go into default  Success Kid

used super glue to make intricate repair didn't glue fingers together

used super glue to make intricate repair didn't glue fingers together  Success Kid

Started on a new diet reddit posts scumbag fat girl memes to motivate me

Started on a new diet reddit posts scumbag
fat girl memes to motivate me  Success Kid

Sneak into house at 5:00 AM Low-flying passenger jet masks my footsteps

Sneak into house at 5:00 AM Low-flying passenger jet masks my footsteps  Success Kid

Has had sex every day for the past 4 months

Has had sex  every day for the past 4 months  Success Kid

Overslept by half an hour Bus and train arrived just as I got to the stations - less than 10 minutes late to work

Overslept by half an hour Bus and train arrived just as I got to the stations - less than 10 minutes late to work  Success Kid

Cleaned up dog poop in my yard Didn't get any on my sneakers

Cleaned up dog poop in my yard Didn't get any on my sneakers  Success Kid

Called Customer Service they actually helped

Called Customer Service they actually helped  Success Kid

peed in my dream didn't piss all over myself

peed in my dream didn't piss all over myself  Success Kid
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