Success Kid

Had sex with wife for second time after 20 months Lasted longer than 30 seconds

Had sex with wife for second time after 20 months Lasted longer than 30 seconds  Success Kid

give cute girl my yearbook to sign writes "you're adorable" and gives me a going away kiss

give cute girl my yearbook to sign writes

couldn't remember when her birthday was, as the topic came up inconspicuously looked it up on facebook with my phone while stalling through conversation

couldn't remember when her birthday was, as the topic came up inconspicuously looked it up on facebook with my phone while stalling through conversation  Success Kid

Non baseball fan friend gets Lou Gehrig 1930's card "I have no idea what this is. Here, take it"

Non baseball fan friend gets Lou Gehrig 1930's card

I fucked some guys wife for 3 years. He still wishes me happy birthday on my wall.

I fucked some guys wife for 3 years. He still wishes me happy birthday on my wall.  Success Kid

Office upgraded all of our computer systems today to Windows 7 instead of 8

Office upgraded all of our computer systems today to Windows 7 instead of 8  Success Kid

misplaced my wallet while I was parking in downtown seattle didn't get a parking ticket

misplaced my wallet while I was parking in downtown seattle didn't get a parking ticket  Success Kid

Eats French Fries for a month straight Loses weight

Eats French Fries for a month straight Loses weight  Success Kid

Bought all the stuff to mend my dilapidated greenhouse Guy next dooor asks if he can grow food in it

Bought all the stuff to mend my dilapidated greenhouse Guy next dooor asks if he can grow food in it  Success Kid

A Little Person Threatened to Kick my ass I kicked him in the face.

A Little Person Threatened to Kick my ass I kicked him in the face.   Success Kid
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