Success Kid

Eats hard shell taco Dosen't drop any food

Eats hard shell taco Dosen't drop any food  Success Kid

has to sneeze while peeing keeps it all in the bowl

has to sneeze while peeing keeps it all in the bowl  Success Kid

city sends you a ticket for running one of their red light cameras dad was driving your truck that day

city sends you a ticket for running one of their red light cameras dad was driving your truck that day  Success Kid

Dont call me at 3am and ask me if im sleepin No im skydiving.. the fuck u think im doin?.

Dont call me at 3am and ask me if im sleepin No im skydiving.. the fuck u think im doin?.  Success Kid

Put shorts on from last summer still fit

Put shorts on from last summer still fit  Success Kid

Forget password to email right on first try

Forget password to email  right on first try   Success Kid

Ran out of work, sent home early Still paid for the whole day

Ran out of work, sent home early Still paid for the whole day  Success Kid

Could tell it was a repost just by looking at the title

Could tell it was a repost just by looking at the title  Success Kid

dropped a pickle jar at the store on friday 13th didn't break

dropped a pickle jar at the store on friday 13th didn't break  Success Kid

accidently parked in front of a fire hydrant overnight Didn't get a parking citation

accidently parked in front of a fire hydrant overnight Didn't get a 
parking citation  Success Kid
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