Success Kid

started running to get in shape get to poop more

started running to get in shape  get to poop more   Success Kid

fell asleep on the bus woke up right before my stop

fell asleep on the bus woke up right before my stop  Success Kid

Been practicing COD Black ops 2 finally beat my 13 year old daughter in deathmatch

Been practicing COD Black ops 2 finally beat my 13 year old daughter in deathmatch  Success Kid

Went to MacArthur mall Didn't get stabbed

Went to MacArthur mall Didn't get stabbed   Success Kid

One of more than a 100,000 servicemen preparing to invade Iraq 10 years ago First one to post an AMA on Reddit

One of more than a 100,000 servicemen preparing to invade Iraq 10 years ago First one to post an AMA on Reddit  Success Kid

Girlfriend having a bad day at work Flowers were already on the delivery truck.

Girlfriend having a bad day at work Flowers were already on the delivery truck.  Success Kid

Got hit by a car while riding my bike to work Didn't have to work today

Got hit by a car while riding my bike to work Didn't have to work today  Success Kid

in my 20's Am not a dumbass, and don't post any embarrassing moments or opinions on social media

in my 20's Am not a dumbass, and don't post any embarrassing moments or opinions on social media  Success Kid

Take a dump Barely anything to wipe

Take a dump Barely anything to wipe  Success Kid

Never set my car clock back in October Don't need to set it forward come march

Never set my car clock back in October Don't need to set it forward come march  Success Kid
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