Success Kid

Making tea, sees milk is out of date by a week. Has cold, can't smell it, looks alright, uses it.

Making tea, sees milk is out of date by a week. Has cold, can't smell it, looks alright, uses it.  Success Kid

Grabbed a batch of clothes in dryer with only arms Didn't drop underwear

Grabbed a batch of clothes in dryer with only arms Didn't drop underwear  Success Kid

pulled over doing double the speed limit got a warning

pulled over doing double the speed limit got a warning  Success Kid

got laid last night... she called me back!

got laid last night... she called me back!  Success Kid

46 people in neurophysiology class only 6 are guys

46 people in neurophysiology class only 6 are guys  Success Kid

Adds college on common app no supplement

Adds college on common app no supplement  Success Kid

Forgets to pause Pandora when leaving desk Come back and favorite song is starting

Forgets to pause Pandora when leaving desk Come back and favorite song is starting  Success Kid

Slept beside sick wife just to be sweet Didn't get sick

Slept beside sick wife just to be sweet Didn't get sick  Success Kid

Make mixtape for Girl she likes the important songs

Make mixtape for Girl she likes the important songs  Success Kid

fat, has a crap job and no girlfriend dun a funy internet

fat, has a crap job 
and no girlfriend dun a funy internet   Success Kid
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