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Girlfriend finds banana flavored condom in my wallet She smiles and says "Guess that will be my dessert?"

Girlfriend finds banana flavored condom in my wallet She smiles and says

too busy to get to gym during holiday season still lost 7 pounds

too busy to get to gym during holiday season still lost 7 pounds  Success Kid

Finished the milk On the expiry date

Finished the milk  On the expiry date  Success Kid

Call wife a Bitch in front of her Mother Mother Agrees

Call wife a Bitch in front of her Mother Mother Agrees  Success Kid

Forgot About paper Website's down Extended deadline

Forgot About paper Website's down Extended deadline  Success Kid

Empty the rice and the food at the same time

Empty the rice and the food at the same time  Success Kid

Ups said they'd deliver between 2 and 5 came at 1:58

Ups said they'd deliver between 2 and 5 came at 1:58  Success Kid

Went on my profile page to check how my posts were doing Found out it was my cake day

Went on my profile page to check how my posts were doing Found out it was my cake day  Success Kid

Put on pandora 8 liked songs in a row

Put on pandora 8 liked songs in a row  Success Kid

police lights and sirens right behind me just an ambulance rushing to the hospital

police lights and sirens right behind me just an ambulance rushing to the hospital  Success Kid
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