Success Kid

Stepped on the scale Showed my actual weight instead of 'E'

Stepped on the scale Showed my actual weight instead of 'E'  Success Kid

asked dad what he wanted for fathers day wasn't for me and my mom to go away for the day

asked dad what he wanted for fathers day wasn't for me and my mom to go away for the day  Success Kid

Went on a date with lesbian classmate from years ago. Turns out she's bi, in an open relationship, and into friends with benefits

Went on a date with lesbian classmate from years ago. Turns out she's bi, in an open relationship, and into friends with benefits  Success Kid

Brought up the idea of a threesome with my girlfriend and my best female friend. They both said yes

Brought up the idea of a threesome with my girlfriend and my best female friend. They both said yes  Success Kid

saw she watched what to expect when you're expecting romantic comedy and not instructional video

saw she watched what to expect when you're expecting romantic comedy and not instructional video  Success Kid

Scrolled through the comments on a youtube video No arguments

Scrolled through the comments on a youtube video No arguments  Success Kid

Got drunk for my last ever college final Aced it

Got drunk for my last ever college final Aced it  Success Kid

Had an appendectomy a few days ago Pooped 5 times today

Had an appendectomy a few days ago Pooped 5 times today  Success Kid

Talked drunk chick at the bar into having sex with me for money Busted inside her and ran without paying

Talked drunk chick at the bar into having sex with me for money Busted inside her and ran without paying  Success Kid

male never have to worry about makeup

male never have to worry about makeup  Success Kid
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