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Had to poop right before i got in the shower

Had to poop right before i got in the shower  Success Kid

Boyfried dumps me for his ex girlfriend his ex girlfriend calls him an asshole for dumping me

Boyfried dumps me for his ex girlfriend his ex girlfriend calls him an asshole for dumping me  Success Kid

New Girlfriend Came So Hard She fell to the floor

New Girlfriend Came So Hard She fell to the floor  Success Kid

TIL men that ejaculate 5+ times a week cut their risk of prostate cancer by 33%

TIL men that ejaculate 5+ times a week cut their risk of prostate cancer by 33%  Success Kid

Made the front page saw a meme referencing my post

Made the front page saw a meme referencing my post  Success Kid

Bank out of Cream Soda Dum Dums so grab mystery CREAM SODA

Bank out of Cream Soda Dum Dums so grab mystery CREAM SODA  Success Kid

Wore stilettos to the bar Didn't break my ankles

Wore stilettos to the bar Didn't break my ankles  Success Kid

Police open up Boston They catch the bomber

Police open up Boston They catch the bomber  Success Kid

started college Lost weight

started college Lost weight  Success Kid

Thought we were out of food Found bacon

Thought we were out of food Found bacon  Success Kid
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