Success Kid

put my ipod on shuffle never had to skip a song

put my ipod on shuffle never had to skip a song  Success Kid

Made an omelette didn't turn it into scrambled eggs

Made an omelette didn't turn it into scrambled eggs  Success Kid

Forgets It's Mother's Day Finds extra giftcard

Forgets It's Mother's Day Finds extra giftcard  Success Kid

Feel like shit for forgetting mothers day It was only mothers day in America

Feel like shit for forgetting mothers day It was only mothers day in America  Success Kid

mom walked in while there was a sex scene paused it on a frame where there was no nudity

mom walked in while there was a sex scene paused it on a frame where there was no nudity  Success Kid

Ate shit on my skateboard and fell on my phone lock button works again

Ate shit on my skateboard and fell on my phone lock button works again  Success Kid

Put in a bad situation Made the best out of it

Put in a bad situation  Made the best out of it  Success Kid

House sitting, Guessed the wifi password.

House sitting, Guessed the wifi password.  Success Kid

Took a dump Only needed one wipe

Took a dump Only needed one wipe  Success Kid

Did the laundry Still have the same number of socks

Did the laundry Still have the same number of socks  Success Kid
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