Success Kid

just bought a cummins so i could flip the tow mirrors out

just bought a cummins so i could flip the tow mirrors out  Success Kid

Woke up Still have power

Woke up Still have power  Success Kid

Someone using urinal next to me was able to pee

Someone using urinal next to me was able to pee  Success Kid

Took a piss in toilet Cleaned poop marks

Took a piss in toilet Cleaned poop marks  Success Kid

got jumped by thugs left my cellphone and wallet at home

got jumped by thugs left my cellphone and wallet at home  Success Kid

Makes a post complaining about not getting karma Gets tons of karma

Makes a post complaining about not getting karma Gets tons of karma  Success Kid

I have half as much link Karma as Presidentobama

I have half as much link Karma  as Presidentobama  Success Kid

Walks through thick snow in sneakers that aren't waterproof Feet don't get wet

Walks through thick snow in sneakers that aren't waterproof Feet don't get wet  Success Kid

Mom came to visit Didn't notice hickey from the night before

Mom came to visit Didn't notice hickey from the night before  Success Kid

A trip to the ER after feeding her peanuts Had sex when we got home

A trip to the ER after feeding her peanuts Had sex when we got home  Success Kid
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