Success Kid

Borrows library book doesn't get a billion overdue notices

Borrows library book doesn't get a billion overdue notices  Success Kid

Have to shit wife left the toilet seat up

Have to shit wife left the toilet seat up  Success Kid

asked a fat lady "when's it due?" she was actually pregnant

asked a fat lady

didn't pay attention while peeing no piss staines

didn't pay attention while peeing no piss staines  Success Kid

almost sat on my balls at the last second, made an adjustment

almost sat on my balls at the last second, made an adjustment  Success Kid

thought credit card payment was 1 hour late was 23 hours early!

thought credit card payment was 1 hour late was 23 hours early!  Success Kid

Goes to Ms.Reyes class on Friday without workbook ok because we are in the computer lab that day

Goes to Ms.Reyes class on Friday without workbook ok because we are in the computer lab that day  Success Kid

called down to deans goes straight to UNTY

called down to deans goes straight to UNTY  Success Kid

Car runs out of gas... coasts into gas station

Car runs out of gas...  coasts into gas station  Success Kid

laptop alarm doesn't go off wake up on time anyway

laptop alarm doesn't go off  wake up on time anyway  Success Kid
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