Success Kid

poured expired milk into coffee no cheese curdles

poured expired milk into coffee no cheese curdles  Success Kid

walked up to a redbox all movies i wanted are available

walked up to a redbox all movies i wanted are available   Success Kid

"dont upvote this" Upvoted straight to front page

Had horrible gas on an airplane sat next to two scapegoats: 1. a baby 2. a guy who visited the restroom thrice

Had horrible gas on an airplane               sat next to two scapegoats:
  1.  a baby
  2. a guy who visited the restroom thrice  Success Kid

"Enjoy your food" Didn't say "you too."

Went from -2 karma To +1 overnight

Went from -2 karma To +1 overnight  Success Kid

Designated Driver on New Years Eve Rewarded with crazy sex

Designated Driver on New Years Eve Rewarded with crazy sex  Success Kid

Bird shat on my head but he missed my burrito

Bird shat 
on my head but he missed 
my burrito  Success Kid

Added Guacamole to burrito Didn't get charged extra

Added Guacamole to burrito Didn't get charged extra  Success Kid

Finishing the carton of milk Just enough for a full glass

Finishing the carton of milk Just enough for a full glass  Success Kid
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