Success Kid

Totaled my car empty gas tank

Totaled my car empty gas tank  Success Kid

Forgot to check the eggs at the store Not one cracked egg

Forgot to check the eggs at the store Not one cracked egg  Success Kid

Gets in argument with girlfriend Wins

Gets in argument with girlfriend Wins  Success Kid

Covo today Clayton King is Speaking

Covo today Clayton King is Speaking  Success Kid

two right turns saved a blinker

two right turns saved a blinker  Success Kid

Fucked an autistic bird shes my special girl

Fucked an autistic bird shes my special girl  Success Kid

Had to poop right after showering Clean wipe

Had to poop right after showering Clean wipe  Success Kid

saw "chronicle" last night Dreamt I had super powers

saw

Peeled a Clementine All in one piece

Peeled a Clementine All in one piece  Success Kid

skip morning class because sick find out night class is canceled

skip morning class because sick find out night class is canceled  Success Kid
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