Success Kid

Open the door for girls stare at their asses as I swoop in behind

Open the door for girls stare at their asses as I swoop in behind  Success Kid

Watches 5 minutes of nascar race Sees a car flying through the air

Watches 5 minutes of nascar race Sees a car flying through the air  Success Kid

Did my laundry Even number of Socks came back

Did my laundry Even number of Socks came back  Success Kid

Fell asleep on the Subway to work Woke up right at my stop.

Fell asleep on the Subway to work Woke up right at my stop.  Success Kid

Dear future bad guy, I have some unfortunate news for you: We never lose at hide and seek. Just ask Bin Laden, Saddam, and now, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Dear future bad guy, 
    I have some unfortunate news for you: We never lose at hide and seek.  Just ask Bin Laden,  Saddam, and now, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev  Success Kid

lots of gang rape reports by middle eastern immigrants No reports on Iranians

lots of gang rape reports by middle eastern immigrants No reports on Iranians   Success Kid

Jogged 1.5 miles didn't die

Jogged 1.5 miles didn't die  Success Kid

Pooped Didn't clog the toilet.

Pooped Didn't clog the toilet.  Success Kid

No long have any fear of dark Thank you South Ameristralia

No long have any fear of dark Thank you South Ameristralia  Success Kid

Told my professor of Medieval Philosophy about the Inn at the Crossroads blog Comes back the next class with homemade medieval lemon cakes

Told my professor of Medieval Philosophy about the Inn at the Crossroads blog Comes back the next class with homemade medieval lemon cakes  Success Kid
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