Success Kid

Cop suspicious of Altoids tin Only mints inside

Cop suspicious of Altoids tin Only mints inside  Success Kid

Little sister has sleepover at my family's house they actually went to sleep

Little sister has sleepover at my family's house they actually went to sleep  Success Kid

Field SOBRIETY TEST PASSED.

Field SOBRIETY TEST PASSED.  Success Kid

Went to Wal-mart on black Friday Didn't buy anything on sale

Went to Wal-mart on black Friday Didn't buy anything on sale  Success Kid

Rooted my phone didn't brick it

Rooted my phone didn't brick it  Success Kid

Putting on a little weight with age Most of my people are still much, much fatter

Putting on a little weight with age Most of my people are still much, much fatter  Success Kid

s.O. can't teLl ThE DIFFerenCe Between 1 BeER and 4 + a CIgAreTte

s.O. can't teLl ThE DIFFerenCe Between 1 BeER and 4 + a CIgAreTte  Success Kid

Drank an entire pot of coffee Had just enough toilet paper to finish wiping an hour later

Drank an entire pot of coffee Had just enough toilet paper to finish wiping an hour later  Success Kid

Messed up fried eggs got scrambled eggs

Messed up fried eggs got scrambled eggs  Success Kid

Dropped off resume and talked to manager Got a call about job two hours later

Dropped off resume and talked to manager Got a call about job two hours later  Success Kid
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