Success Kid

dropped an enormous turd gone after first flush

dropped an enormous turd gone after first flush  Success Kid

have to fart in school hallway is empty

have to fart in school hallway is empty  Success Kid

Crazy aunt comments on Facebook Status Doesn't sound crazy

Crazy aunt comments on Facebook Status Doesn't sound crazy  Success Kid

Realized I was out of toilet paper Before I started shitting

Realized I was out of toilet paper Before I started shitting  Success Kid

likes girl. has a wank still likes her afterwards

likes girl. has a wank still likes her afterwards  Success Kid

dog starts making hacking noises get her outside before she pukes

dog starts making hacking noises get her outside before she pukes  Success Kid

Left Reddit for and hour then came back Front page is mostly new!

Left Reddit for and hour then came back Front page is mostly new!  Success Kid

WAnted pizza before bed Brushed teeth

WAnted pizza before bed Brushed teeth  Success Kid

girlfriend asks to put toilet seat down after using Puts down both toilet seat and toilet seat cover so she has to do equal amount of work

girlfriend asks to put toilet seat down after using Puts down both toilet seat and toilet seat cover so she has to do equal amount of work  Success Kid

New girl came over so I could help paint an owl for her apartment... Ended with worlds first "Hootie Call".

New girl came over so I could help paint an owl for her apartment... Ended with worlds first
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