Success Kid

Wake up at 2 PM Coffee from this morning still hot

Wake up at 2 PM Coffee from this morning still hot  Success Kid

Have January 18th off won't be bored at work

Have January 18th off won't be bored at work  Success Kid

Fucked Michael Kors Got Michael Kors

Fucked Michael Kors Got Michael Kors  Success Kid

Woke up the next morning after drinking Realized I brushed my teeth before falling asleep

Woke up the next morning after drinking Realized I brushed my teeth before falling asleep  Success Kid

Someone sneezed in Irish class Remembered to say "dia linn"

Someone sneezed in Irish class Remembered to say

Finally first in line to get raped totally worth paying 28k

Finally first in line to get raped totally worth paying 28k  Success Kid

Goler comes 25 minutes late for class Talks about Persian movie for rest of period

Goler comes 25 minutes late for class Talks about Persian movie for rest of period  Success Kid

Went to the Bass Pro Shop Found Jonathan

Went to the Bass Pro Shop Found Jonathan  Success Kid

Makes joke about APDA historian Comes up with best idea ever

Makes joke about APDA historian Comes up with best idea ever  Success Kid

You get reported about in the Campus Crime Report Proudly Post it in your room

You get reported about in the Campus Crime Report Proudly Post it in your room  Success Kid
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