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choked on my own spit didn't die

choked on my own spit didn't die  Success Kid

met a guy from the internet didn't get murdered

met a guy from the internet didn't get murdered  Success Kid

Asks for sex gets it

Asks for sex gets it  Success Kid

Misheard cashier say pizza total was $3.99, give him $10 knowing the price was $7.99 as advertised. Cashier confirms the faulty advertised price. Get's me a free pizza. Thanks Shoppers!

Misheard cashier say pizza total was $3.99, give him $10 knowing the price was $7.99 as advertised. Cashier confirms the faulty advertised price.   Get's me a free pizza. Thanks Shoppers!  Success Kid

Wife was super mad at me. Then she came down with the flu and forgot about it.

Wife was super mad at me. Then she came down with the flu and forgot about it.  Success Kid

Can't get a dinner reservation for valentine's day Girlfriend says she wants to go to taco bell

Can't get a dinner reservation for valentine's day Girlfriend says she wants to go to taco bell  Success Kid

Posts news that is days old gets on the front page

Posts news that is days old gets on the front page  Success Kid

Has super hot aunt got molested

Has super hot aunt got molested  Success Kid

tried to watch 2 youtube videos; live performance on mute and studio version of same song synced perfectly

tried to watch 2 youtube videos; live performance on mute and studio version of same song synced perfectly  Success Kid

I thought I was going to fail all of my finals Then I remembered, i'm asian

I thought I was going to fail all of my finals Then I remembered, i'm asian  Success Kid
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