Success Kid

took a drink of water while laying flat on my back didn't sit up quickly thinking i was going to drown

took a drink of water while laying flat on my back didn't sit up quickly thinking i was going to drown  Success Kid

Took a shit at work Wasn't paralyzed

Took a shit at work Wasn't paralyzed  Success Kid

Didn't realize it was steak and blowjob day still got a blowjob

Didn't realize it was steak and blowjob day still got a blowjob  Success Kid

Forgot to ask for light ice at sonic Still got light ice

Forgot to ask for light ice at sonic Still got light ice  Success Kid

Took my final drunk as fuck which was worth 60% of my grade 98th percentile

Took my final drunk as fuck which was worth 60% of my grade 98th percentile  Success Kid

Forgot it was st. patrick's day put on green boxers

Forgot it was st. patrick's day put on green boxers  Success Kid

Had DiarrHea DIDN'T HURT AT ALL

Had DiarrHea DIDN'T HURT AT ALL  Success Kid

wore the same pantyhose 3 times still no runs

wore the same pantyhose 3 times still no runs  Success Kid

browsed reddit on iphone all day doesn't even know if periwinkle or orangered

browsed reddit on iphone all day doesn't even know if periwinkle or orangered  Success Kid

I pooped No toilet paper required

I pooped No toilet paper required  Success Kid
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