Success Kid

Waited on a german didn't mention the war

Waited on a german  didn't mention the war  Success Kid

Girlfriend said i was moaning a name in my sleep it was her name

Girlfriend said i was moaning a name in my sleep it was her name  Success Kid

Has a bad feeling, so i take thursday off Is home to defend basement against flood

Has a bad feeling, so i take thursday off Is home to defend basement  against flood  Success Kid

Girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex tonight because she was still tired from our mourning sex

Girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex tonight because she was still tired from our mourning sex  Success Kid

Goes to interview hung over... Gets the job!

Goes to interview hung over... Gets the job!  Success Kid

stripper strikes up conversation at the bar beat her at thumb wrestling

stripper strikes up conversation at the bar beat her at thumb wrestling  Success Kid

Spend carefully for two weeks thinking i have $50 in my account Finally see balance and have $400

Spend carefully for two weeks thinking i have $50 in my account Finally see balance and have $400  Success Kid

Woke up at 6:30pm only to see it was cold and raining outside

Woke up at 6:30pm only to see it was cold and raining outside  Success Kid

Messed up my chance with girl at party, went home bummed She calls me later that night and we head to my place

Messed up my chance with girl at party, went home bummed She calls me later that night and we head to my place  Success Kid

got a $70 fine for J walking Go for an ANGRY walk and find a huge magic mushroom patch worth at least a grand

got a $70 fine for J walking Go for an ANGRY walk and find a huge magic mushroom patch worth at least a grand  Success Kid
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