Success Kid

bf had a dream cheating on me he had a tiny penis and came in 30 secs in the dream

bf had a dream cheating on me he had a tiny penis and came in 30 secs in the dream  Success Kid

bought 30 pack of beer handle didn't rip while carrying it home

bought 30 pack of beer handle didn't rip while carrying it home  Success Kid

Want to get a nicer apartment with only roommate that cleans So does he

Want to get a nicer apartment with only roommate that cleans So does he  Success Kid

Couldn't find a tutorial to add RAM on my new ultrabook did it anyway and it works like a charm

Couldn't find a tutorial to add RAM on my new ultrabook did it anyway and it works like a charm  Success Kid

Friend wont tell you how to do something figure it out

Friend wont tell you how to do something figure it out  Success Kid

Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat of your pants to the seat of your chair and finish. Don't talk about doing it. Do it. Finish. - E.L. Konigsburg

Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat of your pants to the seat of your chair and finish.  Don't talk about doing it. Do it. Finish.
- E.L. Konigsburg  Success Kid

Toasted poptarts ate without burning the crap out of my moutn

Toasted poptarts ate without burning the crap out of my moutn  Success Kid

College graduate friend brags about his story being over 10,000 words I wrote a 30,000 word story when I was in 11th grade with a complete outline to finish it...one day

College graduate friend brags about his story being over 10,000 words I wrote a 30,000 word story when I was in 11th grade with a complete outline to finish it...one day  Success Kid

Physio therapist casually mentioned that she dates women because it doesn't matter where I live

Physio therapist casually mentioned that she dates women because it doesn't matter where I live  Success Kid

notices how popular confession kids are on reddit Didnt do any stupid shit as a kid

notices how popular confession kids are on reddit Didnt do any stupid shit as a kid  Success Kid
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