Success Kid

Ordered Shirley Temple at Olive Garden Got wasted on sangria!

Ordered 
Shirley Temple
 at Olive Garden Got wasted on sangria!  Success Kid

ex tried to apologize for cheating didnt take her back!

ex tried to apologize for cheating   didnt take her back!   Success Kid

went to get snack in middle of the night didn't die to ax murderer

went to get snack in middle of the night didn't die to ax murderer  Success Kid

shout her name from the washroom shows up with toilet paper

shout her name from the washroom shows up with toilet paper  Success Kid

left my laundry in the dryer nothing got stolen

left my laundry in the dryer nothing got stolen  Success Kid

Most favorite icecream flavor scooper is warm

Most favorite icecream flavor scooper is warm  Success Kid

Bathrooms are taken. Fuck yea, Girls bathroom is open.

Bathrooms are taken. Fuck yea, Girls bathroom is open.  Success Kid

First in line at dividends salads just like winning the lottery

First in line at dividends salads just like winning the lottery   Success Kid

has to sit through the dean's monotonous talk gets rewarded with champagne

has to sit through the dean's monotonous talk  gets rewarded with champagne   Success Kid

goes to latin prayers ad te levavi

goes to latin prayers ad te levavi  Success Kid
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