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At the laundromat, chilling in a too-tight dress, white socks, and black slippers. Secret crush of 2 years comes in to check his clothes, then asks me out for coffee.

At the laundromat, chilling in a too-tight dress, white socks, and black slippers. Secret crush of 2 years comes in to check his clothes, then asks me out for coffee.  Success Kid

Joined reddit today wasn't confused

Joined reddit today wasn't confused  Success Kid

new 3-in-1 shower gel means shorter showers because it also works better for fapping

new 3-in-1 shower gel means shorter showers because it also works better for fapping  Success Kid

Tutored a student at $20 an hour for four hours No change so she just handed me a hundred

Tutored a student at $20 an hour for four hours No change so she just handed me a hundred  Success Kid

Huge fart in the shower Didn't smell terrible

Huge fart in the shower Didn't smell terrible  Success Kid

Beer wouldn't scan Got it for free

Beer wouldn't scan Got it for free  Success Kid

didn't go to harvard Knows 50% of everything

didn't go to harvard Knows 50% of everything  Success Kid

Booty call's friends have intervention for her to stop seeing me She still wants the D

Booty call's friends have intervention for her to stop seeing me She still wants the D  Success Kid

checking out hot girl's ass as she gets off bus realize it's my girlfriend in new jeans

checking out hot girl's ass as she gets off bus realize it's my girlfriend in new jeans  Success Kid

Cooking burgers for dinner Didn't set off the fire alarm

Cooking burgers for dinner Didn't set off the fire alarm  Success Kid
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