Success Kid

Got mugged in the south bronx still alive

Got mugged in the south bronx still alive  Success Kid

Had sex last night didn't pee in 20 simultaneous directions at once

Had sex last night didn't pee in 20 simultaneous directions at once  Success Kid

opened a frozen meal looked exactly the picture on the front

opened a frozen meal looked exactly the picture on the front  Success Kid

Took a massive hit from the bong Didn't cough

Took a massive hit from the bong Didn't cough  Success Kid

Floss two nights before dentist "Good to see you're keeping up your flossing."

Floss two nights before dentist

Tries on the first pair of button ups she finds in the store It fits

Tries on the first pair of button ups she finds in the store It fits  Success Kid

Dropped a needle on the floor found it with something other than my bare foot

Dropped a needle on the floor found it with something other than my bare foot  Success Kid

Lecture ends Next class doesn't start coming in looking for seats before we can pack up

Lecture ends Next class doesn't start coming in looking for seats before we can pack up  Success Kid

Dropped phone while getting out of the car Caught it with my foot

Dropped phone while getting out of the car Caught it with my foot  Success Kid

There's sand in my mouth no ones seems to notice

There's sand in my mouth no ones seems to notice  Success Kid
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